Lost
A Lost Theory by Liam, Age 2
Okay, so let’s assume this blue scribble represents the island.
And that this lemony fresh cleaning spray represents the magic river and magic ocean surrounding it.
Every time it rains, the magic water from the magic cave …
… washes over stuff and makes it more mysterious.
Like John Locke.
Here’s Locke and Jack fighting in the magic rain.
Which was so much better than Jack and Kate kissing in the magic rain.
Cuz girls are icky.
I kinda miss Shannon though.
But I digress. So the Man in Black decides to exit the island here,
by making a donkey wheel out of bamboo rods and spit, with which he is able…
…to construct a crude wormhole!
ERGO, THE ISLAND IS A SUB-SPACE-TIME, QUANTUM ZERO-POINT, INFINITY GAP WHICH MAKES TIME TRAVEL NOT ONLY POSSIBLE, BUT INEVITABLE!
Any questions?
48 Comments
The Armchair Parisian
June 25, 2010>>Any Questions?<<
Yes, how do I get a chalkboard wall in my house?
)
Seriously, what a cutie!
Parisien Salon
June 25, 2010There's only one real flaw in your theory: where's the constant?
Okay, second hole: where's your shirtless Sawyer?
nichole
June 25, 2010Linda –
The constant is in the playroom circa last weekend.
Kayla Poole
June 25, 2010Freaking priceless.
katie
June 25, 2010little liam has the best facial expressions! love it. maybe it's time i finally watch the lost finale- i'm just not ready for it to be over!
Ashley
June 25, 2010Liam is adorable and looks SO much like Evan, by the way! It's amazing! He looks so proud–it's clear how valuable your opinion is to him, which must feel amazing. Love this post
creampuff
June 25, 2010Sounds better to me than what the show writers came up with … so cute and sooooo funny!
Michelle Engel Bencsko
June 25, 2010That is one seriously cute kid.
Serious artists always make me swoon.
Inner Toddler
June 25, 2010I miss it too.
Michelle Brunner
June 25, 2010Adorable! Thanks Liam for explaining the Lost theory! I want a chalkboard wall in my house to!
Alicia
June 25, 2010this may just be the cutest thing ever. he's adorable!
amberlife
June 25, 2010You are clearly a Lost nerd…there is no hope!!
Shine Little Light*
June 25, 2010You just made my evening. Hilarious and gorgeous! *s*
Anna Emilia
June 25, 2010Wonderful (:
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Brigid :: FrenchLogic
June 25, 2010Makes sense to me.
Vana
June 25, 2010i'd totally got for a chalk wall if i weren't allergic to chalk dust!
Your cutie pie seems to enjoy the spritzer:)
Ela and Daniel Asisi
June 25, 2010Haha, LOVE IT!!!!!
Lindsey
June 25, 2010You've got a budding actor on your hands Nichole, watch out!
Silver Strands
June 25, 2010That is the best story I've ever seen!
New to your blog and LOVE it!
oxox
Denalee
OrangeRoom
June 25, 2010I have to say, I've had a terrible week and this just perked me right up. The greatest Lost theory I have ever seen.
Kathleen
June 25, 2010Brilliant!
jb
June 25, 2010your son is brilliant. and adorable.
Michelle
June 25, 2010greatest. post. ever.
trish
June 25, 2010great post! LOL. tell LittleManEinstein (or is it littlemanPollack) – he can come and draw on our walls anytime he wants to.
lucky walls, happy weekend family
Jackie D.
June 25, 2010Only 2 – looks too mature and smart to be only 2!
the Shutter
June 26, 2010Fabulous.
alexkeller
June 26, 2010i think he's got it!
Elflyn
June 26, 2010Okay now I totally get it all!!
Love this post.
Mylittlegreatworld
June 26, 2010Wow abstract expressionism.
A little painter.
Alex
June 26, 2010I like this post and that cute little boy also.
Concept is so clean.
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Janet Mazorie
June 26, 2010He is adorable. Just stumbled into your blog and it's great. Looking forward to future posts!
Marisa and Creative Thursday
June 26, 2010Ok, I just read this out loud to Sean. Even though neither one of us watched Lost, ever~ loved every bit of this.
Cook
June 26, 2010fabulous!!!
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June 27, 2010haha, how delightful!
xo Alison
pretty pink tulips
June 28, 2010I think he made himself very clear!
kim
June 28, 2010Awesome
Can he do Heroes next?
Bridget
June 28, 2010so funny.
Mango Gal
June 28, 2010Probably one of the best LOST explanations I've heard yet
jules @ The Diversion Project
June 28, 2010oh that's so cute!
Anne
June 29, 2010LOL! Speechless!
Katie
June 29, 2010hahaha, LOVED this post
and i don't even watch LOST.
Ansley
June 29, 2010stumbled across your blog as a link from someone else's, and as this references lost and is the most epic post ever, i am now a fan.
keep up the good work! liam is adorable!
Joslyn
July 7, 2010brilliant.
i totally understand it now
CreativeOCD
July 25, 2010this just made my day. totally awesome.
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Adriana
June 8, 2012That made me laugh and “aww” at the same time. I love his “I’m so proud of my great accomplishments” smile towards the end. Just adorable.
Red
August 7, 2012That made more sense than the show. as far as your constant goes, I would say Liam is a good choice