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I'm surfing around the blogosphere tonight and I've read at least 3 articles containing 7 tips. 7 tips to green up your space. 7 easy meals. 7 ways to use pumpkin. Would ya look at all of that useful information? In honor of cynicism, how about 7 dadaist tips? 1. Never eat a hot dog while licking ice cream from a pillow 2. Always turn the shower to the left if there is any chance of a stop sign 3. Never philosophize with cream unless it has had at least three dance partners 4. When in doubt, go with the monkey bag 5. Should your superiors require you to carry ham, first take your shoes to Milly 6. Remember: never lunch with a butterfly on a Sunday 7. Unfortunately, teeth are contraindicated

20 comments

Jul 19, 2014 • Posted by Katie

Love this. You're a regular Jean Arp.

Jul 19, 2014 • Posted by Little Gray Pixel

Dammit. Now I must move my lunch with the butterflies to Saturday.

Jul 19, 2014 • Posted by Carly

How I adore "meaningless" humour! Those '7' articles drive me crazy, too… Your list, however, gave me a chance to use my pretentious and overeducated laugh – "Ho, ho, HO! Hmm, Hmm!" Thanks!

Jul 19, 2014 • Posted by Nicole

Beautiful! Gotta love those Dadas

Jul 19, 2014 • Posted by Nicole

haha, this is cute

Jul 19, 2014 • Posted by Annabelle

I went with the monkey bag!

Haha what a great list, made me start my morning with a laugh :-)

Jul 19, 2014 • Posted by allisonia

Love. Number 6 is my favorite :) It reminds me of You've Got Mail lol.

Jul 19, 2014 • Posted by tNb

brilliant ;-)

Jul 19, 2014 • Posted by Fringe

All good rules to live by. I must say I've never met a monkey bag I didn't like. Also, I'm not quite sure this is a good thing, but your list made me hungry.

Jul 19, 2014 • Posted by PetiteDov

This list is very reminiscent of the homework I did in college. Depending on your point of view, this is very funny or sad (the homework part, the list itself is very funny – the creme point is my favorite part.)

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