Dave Matthews Seduction
It's 1996. You're sporting your fisherman sweater and a no-makeup look. You've just been invited back to the apartment of the cute guy from your postmodern lit class.
You exchange light banter about the nuanced meanings of Pearl Jam's "Don't Call Me Daughter" as you navigate your way through a sea of plastic cup-toting, flannel wearing Nietzche disciples on your way to his room.
The door closes.
He lights a candle.
He casually presses his stereo's play button
Wait! Is that what you think it is? It's the Dave Matthew's Crash Into Me mating call. Again.
Has this happened to you? I'm willing to bet that those of you who attended college in the 90s experienced a similar seduction scene.
If not, what were the romeos' songs of choice in your era?