How to Make Your Husband Squeal Like a Woman
In five easy steps: 1. Ignore crazy workload and decide to cook proper breakfast 2. Locate eggs, cheese, sour cream, red pepper, onion, butter, cilantro, cheese, green enchilada sauce and tortilla chips 3. Make the above recipe for Tex-Mex Chilaquiles with Eggs 4. Present proper breakfast to husband who was expecting cereal 5. Enjoy the squeal Caution: After the primal squeal, husband may resort to cursing like a sailor. This is a natural defense mechanism designed to preserve his manhood.