Sally had enough of Jeff's lack of commitment and let him have it right there in front of the bench His jokes were never humorous Jean and Matilde met in this very spot 50 years ago I think these Tuileries garden chairs are excellent candidates for a little fun with personification. What? You don't routinely assign human traits to inanimate objects? These chairs have personality. They feel stuff. They have secret lives. And if you look close enough, you'll see their little mini dramas unfold.