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Most Absurd

Most Absurd

Shakespeare wrote many a sublime line, but our focus for the MOST ABSURD project is on the ludicrous stage directions, cheeky insults, and laugh-out-loud observations that highlight the Bard's lighter side. If you like optical illusions, visual puns, inside jokes, random bears, cats in too-small boxes, rogue pirates, and Scotland represented as an egg yolk, this is for you.

T-shirt and totes are available for a limited time. 

  • Shakespeare "Bear"

    $ 28.00

    "Exit, pursued by a bear." - William Shakespeare "Exit, pursued by a bear" is a stage direction from Shakespeare’s "The Winter’s Tale" that is inf...

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    $ 28.00
  • Shakespeare "Goat"

    Original Price $ 28.00
    Current Price $ 14.00

    "Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat!" - William Shakespeare So I had my horns done. What do you think? Outrageously expensive, but worth it i...

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    Original Price $ 28.00
    Current Price $ 14.00
  • Shakespeare "Peacock"

    Original Price $ 28.00
    Current Price $ 14.00

    "For thy part, I do wish thou wert a dog." - William Shakespeare From Timon of Athens, the complete quotation is "For thy part, I do wish thou wer...

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    Original Price $ 28.00
    Current Price $ 14.00
  • Shakespeare "Cat"

    $ 28.00

    "I like this place and could willingly waste my time in it." - William Shakespeare What is it about an undersized box that cats find so irresistib...

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    $ 28.00