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Save 20% w/Code: HOLIDAY22 || 3 for 2 art prints
Save 20% w/Code: HOLIDAY22 || 3 for 2 art prints

Shakespeare "Goat"

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"Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat!" - William Shakespeare

So I had my horns done. What do you think?

Outrageously expensive, but worth it if you want to be the #GOAT of goats. 

This whack-a-doodle insult comes to us courtesy of the Henry V character Pistol, who pistol-whips a French officer simply for being French.

How dare he speak with that damned accent? Wear those luxurious clothes? 

What is it about this French dandy that reminds Pistol of a mountain goat? Was it the outrageous, oversized horns of the French Alpine Ibex, whose population was considerable at the time?

We'd like to think so.

But wait! This is no ordinary mountain goat. It's a damned and luxurious mountain goat. One who has shamelessly out-blinged his plain-horned peers. 

And for you haters who gonna hate, just remember what nanny used to say: they're just jealous!


This is part of our MOST ABSURD project. See them all here

• 11x14 inch art print with white border 
• Premium, fine art paper made in New York 
• Elegant eggshell finish
• Ships in a a rigid, flat mailer. No need to unroll! 
• Fits into standard 11x14 frames (or a 16x20 frame matted to 11x14) 

Special Offer: 3 Prints for $50!  
Use code: 3PRINTS at checkout. 

Custom sizes available HERE